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[bonnie_rocks]

Brian sent me a text this morning telling me that Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (Yes, those 1980s pop-culture icons) will be battling each other in the Syfy (I hate writing that. It looks so stupid.) Original Movie "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid". Apparently, Debbie Gibson is no stranger to the G-d awfulness of the Syfy Original movies as this is a sequal to a movie she starred in called "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus". I shit you not.

NYTimes ran an article about it today in the Arts, Briefly section. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/25/arts/25arts-005.html

In a statement, Tiffany said: “Only in my dreams have I been able to have a catfight with Debbie Gibson ... until now! This is soo mega cool!” Ms. Gibson added: “I know that pop-culture fanatics have been dying for Tiffany and me to collaborate for the past 24 years! What better way to do it than by battling each other in a campy romp through the Everglades?” The film is to be shown next year. An accompanying shopping mall tour was not immediately announced.

That would definitely be a mall tour show I would attend, if only to see them battle each other. What the fuck is a Gatoroid anyway? Is that like a hemorrhoid for Alligators? Or a super mega hemorrhoid that BITES you in the ass?

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Comments

[mhael.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is a Gatoroid anyway?

It's a cybernetic alligator, and let me tell you, they are NOT to be fucked with. I saw one down in the Everglades once. I was all, "Oooo, check out that shiny, quasi-metallic alligator over there!" and suddenly it opened its mouth and damn near took my head off from 40 feet away with a laser cannon. I fired up the boat and started to haul aft outta there when it slipped into the water and started giving chase with a ramjet engine in its tail like the fucking back end of the Batmobile, I shit you not. The only reason I got away was by throwing my companion into the water to appease it.

I felt bad about it later, but... ya know. Cybernetic alligator. What the hell else was I supposed to do?

[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

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Here. Have 3 internets. You, sir, have earned them! ROFLMAO!!!!!

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[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

I *have* to metaquote this. Permission?

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[mhael.livejournal.com]

By all means. :)

[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

Smile! You're on Metaquotes (http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7411176.html)

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