It's a cybernetic alligator, and let me tell you, they are NOT to be fucked with. I saw one down in the Everglades once. I was all, "Oooo, check out that shiny, quasi-metallic alligator over there!" and suddenly it opened its mouth and damn near took my head off from 40 feet away with a laser cannon. I fired up the boat and started to haul aft outta there when it slipped into the water and started giving chase with a ramjet engine in its tail like the fucking back end of the Batmobile, I shit you not. The only reason I got away was by throwing my companion into the water to appease it.
I felt bad about it later, but... ya know. Cybernetic alligator. What the hell else was I supposed to do?
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Date: 2010-06-25 01:56 pm (UTC)It's a cybernetic alligator, and let me tell you, they are NOT to be fucked with. I saw one down in the Everglades once. I was all, "Oooo, check out that shiny, quasi-metallic alligator over there!" and suddenly it opened its mouth and damn near took my head off from 40 feet away with a laser cannon. I fired up the boat and started to haul aft outta there when it slipped into the water and started giving chase with a ramjet engine in its tail like the fucking back end of the Batmobile, I shit you not. The only reason I got away was by throwing my companion into the water to appease it.
I felt bad about it later, but... ya know. Cybernetic alligator. What the hell else was I supposed to do?