From Twitter 05-05-2011

[bonnie_rocks]

• 06:22:07: The #LIRR is currently experiencing 5 to 10 minute westbound delays on the Mainline into Jamaica due to a track condition in New Hyde Park.
  
• 06:23:13: Hopefully, by the time I get there, it will be all cleared up! #LIRR
  
• 06:45:02: RT @BadLIRRriders: The LIRR needs to learn how to do math. 5-10 minute delays in reality means 20-30 #gobacktohighschool #BadLIRRriders
  
• 06:50:06: It's chilly out this morning. Brr brr brr.
  
• 07:19:49: Woo! -_- RT @cantkillmetal Look out #crankys the #lirr took a shit this morning and calls it a track condition on the mainline
  
• 07:28:26: Didn't you know putting on eye makeup should be done on a moving train? #LIRR http://twitpic.com/4to0uu
  
• 10:25:57: You know you're a Regular when...
  
• 11:45:37: Mariachi Band on the 7 train. #MTA
  
• 14:56:19: Out of class and on a moving bus (a rarity in this time frame)
  
• 14:58:58: Chances of me catching the 313 instead of the 4pm are very slim but not out of the range of possibility.
  
• 15:01:07: @cantkillmetal D'oh! We will travel together at some point. I'm determined. RT No 400 today
  
• 15:03:06: Oh fucking dammit! With the warmer weather upon us, the #BOexpress has come back with a vengence. #MTA #crankys #MyPoorNose
  
• 15:06:30: Seriously, deodorant is one of those necessary toiletries *especially* if you have to hold up your arm to hold the bar! #gagging #MTA #c ...
  
• 15:08:46: @cantkillmetal LOL! RT as long as u don't fall asleep in your silly hat again :P
  
• 15:15:29: Sillypants! RT @elephande: @Blondoid What's a bus? ;P
  
• 15:22:50: A certain Texan I might be replying to right now. #meta RT @elephande: @Blondoid What's a sillypants? #runningwithit
  
• 15:26:54: You're the only one! RT @elephande: @Blondoid Who else from this state are you talking to? o_O
  
• 15:35:37: Congratulations! You win the boobie prize! RT @elephande: @Blondoid o_O
  
• 15:47:36: .@elephande Love you :)
  
• 15:51:53: LOL! Jamaica station announcer had to make a special announcement. Airtrain riders have been trying to ride #LIRR with Airtrain tickets.
  
• 15:53:13: Aren't Airtrain tickets just #MTA Metrocards? The mind it baffles. #LIRR
  
• 15:59:39: As soon as I get home, it will be time to prep & cook all the ingredients for the Shrimp Burritos I am making for dinner. #dinnertweets
  
• 16:01:26: Rolling solo 4pm to PJS #LIRR
  
• 16:06:11: This will amuse #bestpeople "Zeus was saddened, until he learned of her sister's fascination with otters"
  
• 21:05:23: @Rudeetoo But you swipe your Metrocard to use the Airtrain.
  
• 21:52:16: Why am I so sleepy??
  
• 21:52:41: Tonight's burritos were a hit! I have leftovers for dinner tomorrow \o/
  
• 21:57:09: I can't keep my head up anymore. Calling it a super early night. Goodnight Twitterverse!!
  

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