A Lesson in Yiddish

[bonnie_rocks]

For some reason or another, I ended up on a website with Yiddish words and phrases. Oh, I remember why: because mom said something in Yiddish that I never heard of, so I wanted to look it up! (No luck finding it though!!) Anyway, so Mom was reading it with me and then we came across this gem:

Fortzn zoffer - A really nasty, malodorous fart which leaves a miasma of methane that could knock a buzzard off a dung heap!!

It took me a while to catch my breath (same with mom) because we were laughing so hard the tears were coming down! She told me to write it down so that she can use it at work!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love my mom.

Serious LULZ all around!! So then she told me that her grandkids are going to have fun with Grandma. She'll teach them the really good Yiddish phrases!! :-D

~*::Meow::*~

Comments

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

Better than having to learn a foreign language so I knew what my mother and grandmother were talking about when they suddenly turned to Yiddish.

[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

My mom and grandma used to talk to each other in Yiddish all the time when I was younger so that I wouldn't know what they were talking about!

~*::Meow::*~

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

thankfully my grandmother stopped when she realized I knew what she was saying.

[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!

~*::Meow::*~

[handlebar605.livejournal.com]

Fortzn Zoffer??

You Bastards, You Killed my Buzzard!

[bonnie-rocks.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!

~*::Meow::*~