From Twitter 09-22-2010

[bonnie_rocks]

• 06:14:15: @HeyBower Onion Sandwich: Bread, butter, sliced raw onions.
  
• 06:36:38: Ow Fuck! I'm getting pelted by acorns!
  
• 06:55:14: Everytime I see Dano's Auto Clinic on 112, I *always* think "Book 'em, Dan-o" #ImOld
  
• 06:57:46: Made the 6:57 from PJ with a minute to spare. #LIRR
  
• 07:11:48: To Bagel store that replaced Bagels N a Hole Lot More in PJS, The bagel you sold me chews like a Day-old. I'd understand @ 3pm but 630?! WTF
  
• 07:19:30: Dear #LIRR ticket taker, Nowhere on my monthly ticket from Patchogue to Jamaica does it say Hicksville. Thanks for playing. #crankys
  
• 07:22:51: :sings: Crawlin' crawlin' crawlin'. PJ train is crawlin'. Any slower I think I might DIE! #LIRR #crankys
  
• 08:00:16: Hey @KRADeC, nice placement of the Don't Quit Your Day Job Players in "Gargantua" :)
  
• 09:34:31: @crankycommuter Took PJ this morning. No delay...just a sloooow train. Wednesday mornings and I are not friends. LOL.
  
• 09:36:13: @crankycommuter I blame being on the #BOexpress last night. Ugh. Thankfully I was told it was only in my head.
  
• 09:37:31: Ugh!! Seems to be the Wednesday trend: I once again spilled coffee on my shirt. Fuuuuuuuuu
  
• 09:45:58: @crankycommuter LOL! With feet up too!
  
• 09:56:57: @dd653 OMG you *do* exist! I was beginning to think you were a mythical being. Welcome to Twitter!
  
• 10:01:55: @splunge2000 If only... Damn fire alarm. :-P
  
• 10:02:39: @splunge2000 That was me this morning... And couldn't do anything about it either because of time constraints!
  
• 10:05:58: @splunge2000 You're welcome. Was there at least a fire to make it worth having to be awake? Or did someone just scorch their food?
  
• 10:09:11: @splunge2000 UUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!! You should probably change it anyway. Stupid alarm!
  
• 10:10:47: @splunge2000 I should tell you that where I live, the smoke alarm is not battery operated, so anytime we have a power outage it chirps A LOT
  
• 10:55:35: @splunge2000 3?
  
• 10:56:48: Hey #crankys, the Montauk line is borked today because one of the trains hit a trestle out east.
  
• 11:24:39: RT @Mattison: Gays are the most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply being they can destroy marriage, the military, society ...
  
• 12:26:46: Class is supposed to be over at 12:05 not 12:25 #aggravated
  
• 13:00:06: Fuck you #QC for not informing anyone that food establishments would be closed because of what's going on in the quad!
  
• 13:00:49: @BrentSpiner Thank you :)
  
• 13:51:19: Umm...I thought today started Autumn. Why is it 85° outside?!
  
• 14:02:33: @PauleyP Did the episode live up to your expectations??
  
• 14:14:25: @esd714 Woooooo! Moonshine!! PARTYYYY!!! :ahem: :-P
  
• 15:02:44: @LaNegra76 Noooo...not at all!! ;)
  
• 15:14:20: Woo! The best part of my class time on MW: the Janeane Garofalo lecture :) #inclass
  
• 15:18:49: Oh LOL! #crankys would get a kick out of this: My professor is using the Rats & Roaches in the #MTA subway stations as ex. for an Ecosystem.
  
• 15:25:18: Oh no! The rude girls from Monday are sitting directly in front of me. I think I might actually kill them. Y/N?
  
• 15:27:50: @speedyhobbit HAHA! I like that idea.
  
• 15:33:35: @speedyhobbit I would have KILLED them!! And Wicked is awesome!
  
• 15:35:45: Thanks for the death glare, girls! Seriously... take your fucking conversation outside!!!
  
• 15:39:00: @speedyhobbit It's really fucked. And this is my Janeane Garofalo look-alike prof class :-P
  
• 15:39:24: @speedyhobbit EXACTLY! Well..the passing notes thing. Texting...not so much.
  
• 15:47:45: @speedyhobbit OMG! I used to arrange bathroom time with my friends in Elementary school!! Specifically 5th grade. LOL!!!!
  
• 16:39:49: Why is there always a clusterfuck at Parsons & Archer?!
  
• 16:49:37: OMFG! The clusterfuck screwed me out of catching the 4:45 to Ronk #LIRR #FuckTraffic Stuck waiting on cig smoker platform for 15mins. #Ugh
  
• 17:04:59: Stop lying #LIRR announcer! The 5:03 to Patchogue is NOT an express train! It goes to all between Bab & Patch AND Min & Hicks. It's a LOCAL!
  
• 17:08:25: Fuuuu!! Have to stand! This is nuts! Thanks for the service cuts #MTA #LIRR I really appreciate it!
  
• 17:09:31: @esd714 Yikes!
  
• 19:26:07: Hey @esd714 @BrownriggLINY you two are making my day more entertaining! :)
  
• 19:31:09: @esd714 But what's *in* the jar? Inquiring minds must know!!!!!
  
• 19:31:20: @BrownriggLINY Me too :-D
  
• 19:32:16: So I'm thinking I might take the 7:32 from Ronk tomorrow morning. Switch it up a little. Thoughts? #crankys #LIRR
  
• 19:35:30: @esd714 I'll definitely let you know. :)
  
• 19:39:52: @BrownriggLINY Can't. It doesn't stop at Jamaica. :(
  
• 19:40:03: @BrownriggLINY Yes I dooooooooooo!!!
  
• 20:01:33: Happy Sukkot to all my Jewish friends and family :)
  
• 20:05:32: Bruchus tuchus give a lookhus... It's Succos!!! :-D
  
• 20:18:30: @BrownriggLINY :Whimpers:
  
• 20:40:22: After much consideration, @esd714, I *will* be taking the 7:32 tomorrow morning!
  
• 21:39:54: @esd714 Back of Car 1... the front of the train. I'm going to have some hike getting to street level at Jamaica :-P But it will be swell :)
  
• 21:42:12: HOLY SHIT LIGHTNING!
  
• 21:44:30: The lightning is really freaking me the fuck out! I can see it through my closed shades. This does not bode well... nope, not at all.
  
• 22:29:14: @splunge2000 You tell that Fire Alarm!
  
• 22:33:03: @BrownriggLINY Nooooooo :( I'm sorry I can't catch the 7:19...not only would I be charged up the wazoo, I'd have to backtrack to Jamaica.
  
• 22:39:49: @BrownriggLINY I'll probably get there around 7:15... so there's that...
  
• 23:13:05: Not gonna lie, I'm excited about tomorrow morning. :)
  

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