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This is my friend Beth May's cat. It's a very silly cat. Behold:

This picture is just *begging* for a caption. Don't you think??

Comment with your captions! (Open to anyone, so please feel free to share the link to this entry!)


Best Night

Dec. 16th, 2010 09:24 am
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My week has been really shit (I might divulge, I might not). Yesterday was no different. Thankfully, Brian came over, as he's always over on Wednesdays, which helped.

So, after finding out some news that made me feel more bummed than it should have (seriously, it wasn't that big a deal), and Brian was leaving for the night, I needed something to cheer me up.

Mike Russell ( sent out a tweet stating that he was bored and that people should send him suggestions of what to draw; simple things. I asked him to draw a cow.

The following links are to the images he ended up drawing last night:

"A daschund flying the Millenium Falcon"
"My Porkpie"
"A T-Rex losing at chess to a clown"
"A Cow"
"Patrick saying goodbye to his gallbladder"
"A Princess bonding with her pegasus"
"My cat Hellboy as 'Hellboy'"

So, thank you Mike for turning my night into the best night because I couldn't stop laughing. Laughter really is the best medicine :)

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Jeph Jacques is a crazy mofo, and I love it!

The following were ALL written by Jeph Jacques between the hours of approximately 2am & 4am. Enjoy!!

  • Marten traced a lazy circle with his index finger around where Gordon's nipple would be, were it not for the body armor.
  • Gordon dropped his crowbar and slowly, tentatively ran his hand up Marten's inner thigh.
  • Seventeen minutes later, awkwardly dressing themselves, Marten and Gordon agreed never to speak of this evening to another living soul.
  • "But I've never k-k-k-kissed an AI before," Hannelore stammered. "THERE WILL BE DELICIOUS CAKE AFTERWARDS," GLaDOS said.
  • Marigold could still taste his flesh, could still remember the horrible gobbling sucking noise he made as he died.
  • tearing strips of cheek and underlying muscle from his face as he screamed and blubbered and screamed
  • The trouble with eating someone else's face, Marigold reflected, was that so many of the stringy bits got caught between your teeth.
  • To say nothing of the shocked faces: the horrified Medic, the awed Engineer, the creepily fervid Sniper, as they witnessed your carnage
  • Tearing the final strip of cheekmeat from the gibbering skull, then driving her fist in, working her fingers into the eyesockets
  • Crushing, twisting, the orgasmic snap of optical nerves and the green-stick crunch of collapsing cartilage
  • Rend the flesh, rub it over your face, shriek your warcry and loose your gore-soaked bosoms to the night, you harpy, you sibyl, you Marigold
  • ...wake up, realize it was a dream and you've got to pee, stumble into the bathroom hoping Angus doesn't see you without a bra on
  • Anal Rape #rappersthatmightbehomeless
  • The satisfying gurgle of another dying prostitute #thingsimiss
  • #noonelikesyoubecause you keep fuckin' all those dogs, man
  • you furiously thrusting the baton up my ass, tearing agony mixed with shocked pleasure as you bludgeon my prostate from within #thingsimiss
  • it is 3:12AM and I own twitter, for the moment.
  • "Yeah, I guess I'd fuck an otter," Machiavelli said to Stalin. "I mean, not, like my A-game fuckin', but I'd still tear her shit up."
  • Christopher Walken attempting to somberly explain why your mother is dead and why he was caught fucking her fatal stab wound #SpikeJonze
  • Rivers Cuomo cutting off a Japanese prostitute's head with a length of piano wire, looped forever #manlegs
  • paying for the Japanese prostitute that your new buddy Rivers Cuomo just beheaded in the back of the rented limo #hallmarkmoments
  • "I JUST WANTED TO LOVE MY SON!" Gendo sobbed into Marigold's arms. "It's not too late," she said. "Just get into this giant penguin mecha."
  • "See time, cowboy..." Spike gasped. "See you the ER...and you've got LUPUS," Marigold said #cowboybebopVhouse
  • Fart-chan looked Chiyo's dad right in the eye and said "there's no way I'll prolapse first." #goodnight #thankyou #tipyourwaitress #dongs
  • my wife just literally yelled at me to "stop being weird on the internet" so I guess I'm done
  • PS: imagine a cock writhing around in your mouth, just frantically straining for freedom and/or orgasm. Really think about this.
  • MarigoldxYolandi #zefside #dieantwoordcontent

    No one else Tweeted anything during this time.

  • o_O

    Oct. 27th, 2010 09:50 pm
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    Someone felt the need to make a comment, that I posted today in an LJ community, into a LOLcat macro...

    Behind the cut... )

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    For some reason or another, I ended up on a website with Yiddish words and phrases. Oh, I remember why: because mom said something in Yiddish that I never heard of, so I wanted to look it up! (No luck finding it though!!) Anyway, so Mom was reading it with me and then we came across this gem:

    Fortzn zoffer - A really nasty, malodorous fart which leaves a miasma of methane that could knock a buzzard off a dung heap!!

    It took me a while to catch my breath (same with mom) because we were laughing so hard the tears were coming down! She told me to write it down so that she can use it at work!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I love my mom.

    Serious LULZ all around!! So then she told me that her grandkids are going to have fun with Grandma. She'll teach them the really good Yiddish phrases!! :-D

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    I got the most AWESOME piece of junk mail today: I have been personally invited by Donald Trump to participate in a pagaent for the chance to be in the Miss USA pagaent.

    Wait what?! Reading further... In order to be eligible I'd have to be between the age of 14 and 26. Awwwwww poopie! I'm too old.

    If I were a year younger, I'd totally do it for the Lulz!



    Jul. 23rd, 2010 07:56 pm
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    Lyrics by [ profile] auntiesiannan Music by [ profile] goldorak

    Boost the signal and make this thing go VIRAL!!

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    Brian sent me a text this morning telling me that Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (Yes, those 1980s pop-culture icons) will be battling each other in the Syfy (I hate writing that. It looks so stupid.) Original Movie "Mega Python vs. Gatoroid". Apparently, Debbie Gibson is no stranger to the G-d awfulness of the Syfy Original movies as this is a sequal to a movie she starred in called "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus". I shit you not.

    NYTimes ran an article about it today in the Arts, Briefly section.

    In a statement, Tiffany said: “Only in my dreams have I been able to have a catfight with Debbie Gibson ... until now! This is soo mega cool!” Ms. Gibson added: “I know that pop-culture fanatics have been dying for Tiffany and me to collaborate for the past 24 years! What better way to do it than by battling each other in a campy romp through the Everglades?” The film is to be shown next year. An accompanying shopping mall tour was not immediately announced.

    That would definitely be a mall tour show I would attend, if only to see them battle each other. What the fuck is a Gatoroid anyway? Is that like a hemorrhoid for Alligators? Or a super mega hemorrhoid that BITES you in the ass?



    Jun. 11th, 2010 09:59 pm
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    The things I do to only make one trip from the car to the apartment.

    Friday nights are both Laundry Day and Grocery Day. My dad does the laundry while mom and I go grocery shopping. As my mom is standing at the Deli counter, I take the cart and do most of the rest of the shopping. Mom usually catches up to me a few aisles down, but tonight, I made it all the way to the dairy case. Deli people were slooooow!

    Anyway, fast forward to after we leave the store... Mom calls my dad who says he's now folding the laundry... so, instead of going home first to drop off the groceries, we went directly to the Laundromat. I had a decision to make: Do I carry the wet clothing basket? or do I lug all of the groceries? Tonight I chose the latter. I hung the majority of bags on my arm, with the rest of them in tow in a really small cart.

    This was an hour ago. At this point, my arm is still red and burny, but I'd be damned if I had to walk back to the car. LOL!


    Angry Man

    Mar. 2nd, 2010 09:41 pm
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    LOL! So, this guy keeps randomly popping up in the ad space on, so I decided to shrink it and make you guys an icon. Feel free to use it, but please credit me. Thanks!!

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    Oh fucking LOL!! Thank you to [ profile] gamoid for posting this. ::snort::



    May. 29th, 2008 02:23 pm
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    I think I may have just died.

    Special thanks to [ profile] thecatinthehat For posting this video on Facebook! :-D

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    This is excellent! Click for amusement )



    Oct. 22nd, 2007 03:25 pm
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    Waste of classtime!!!!!! LoL Blackboard.
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    She *totally* deserved it!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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    "The Rain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plain" should be on *every* music final I ever take. Seriously, it took a lot of control to not sing along. :)


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